I’d rather not get into the details of how I finally tracked down Morris Maxwell Firm. These words I write, they are many things—a history, a confession, a tribute—and most of this is for naught if the exactness of details is imperative. Long story short, Morris cohabited a small room in the basement of an abandoned church, a block or two off one of the main throughways of The Fissure. He would have been impossible to track down were it not for my connections at the CSA, who had connections with the polling company they employed, who had connections with the pollster company they employed, who knew which sect would have been responsible for Morris’s response, based on the bar code verifying the poll’s authenticity.
Even after these channels, it took some good old fashioned investigatory journalism to track him down.
When I entered his room, which he shared with three other mates, he was slumped over in his bed, a dirty, little round lump of a white man, asleep to the side, wearing scruffy shorts with his feet on the ground. He snored like a mammoth.
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…and on a tall mountain, far, far away, an old man was slumped over in his throne, pensively stroking his long, grey beard, and wondering what it was, exactly, about that town oh so far away that brought him such ire…